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  highest standards of legal representation in today’s fast-changing world.

  144. Speed

  At some point we became aware of being ‘modern’, of changing fast. Of coming after just now. John Donne was also a modern and surely saw change, but we feel we are more modern and that the change is faster. Even the immutable is faster. Even blossom. While buying a samosa in the filthy shop inside Chancery Lane Station (one remnant of her upbringing was a willingness to buy food from anyone, anywhere) Natalie Blake once again checked the listings. By this point she was checking them two or three times a day, though still as a voyeur, without making a concrete contribution.

  145. Perfection

  For some reason this proposed picnic was very important to Natalie Blake, and she set about planning it meticulously. She cooked everything from scratch. She determined upon a hamper with real crockery and glasses. Even as she was ordering this stuff online she saw it was really ‘too much’, but her course was set and she felt unable to change direction. At work she was deep into a dispute between a Chinese tech company and its British distributor. At the first video conference the Chinese managing director had been unable to conceal his surprise. She should not be going to a picnic. She should be in the oNce making her way through the other side’s fresh disclosures. Natalie continued along her path. She picked an outfit. Glittering sandals and hoop earrings and bangles and a long ochre skirt and a brown vest and hair in a giant Afro puff held off her face by means of one leg of a black pair of tights, cut off and knotted at the back of her head. She felt African in this outfit, although nothing she wore came from Africa except perhaps the earrings and bangles, conceptually. Her husband passed by the kitchen at the moment she was trying to force three extra Tupperware boxes into the gingham-lined hamper she had bought for the occasion.

  ‘Jesus. That’s ours?’

  ‘She’s my oldest friend, Frank.’

  ‘They’ll both be in tracksuits.’

  ‘A picnic is not just weed and a supermarket sandwich. We hardly see them any more. It’s a beautiful day. I want it to be nice.’

  ‘OK.’

  He edged round her theatrically. Doctor avoiding a lunatic. He opened the fridge.

  ‘Don’t eat. It’s a picnic. Eat at the picnic.’

  ‘When did you start baking?’

  ‘Don’t touch that. It’s ginger cake. It’s Jamaican.’

  ‘You know I can’t eat anything with flour in it.’

  ‘It’s not for you!’

  He left the room silently, and it was not quite clear whether it was the beginning of a row or not. Probably he would decide later, depending on whether there was a practical advantage to be had in discord. Natalie Blake put her hands on the counter and spent a long time staring at the yellow kitchen tiles in front of her face. Who was it for? Leah? Michel?

  146. Cheryl (L.O.V.E.)

  ‘Just move that.’ With Carly screaming on her hip, Cheryl bent down to sweep the Barbie and junk mail to the floor. Natalie found a hardback annual of some kind and put the mugs of tea upon it. ‘Let me try and get this little one down, then we can go in the living room.’ They sat opposite each other on their old twin beds. Natalie believed she had a memory of lying beside her sister on one of these beds, tracing spidery letters on her bare back, which Cheryl had to then guess and spell out as words. Cheryl gave Carly her bottle. She sat very straight with her third child in her arms. An adult with adult concerns. Natalie crossed her legs like a child and kept her fond memories to herself. Wasn’t there something juvenile in the very idea of ‘fond memories’?

  ‘Keesh, pass me that rag there. She’s chucking it all up.’

  Pocahontas printed on the closed blind. The sun made her golden.

  The room was not much changed from the old days except it was now roughly divided between a boy and a girl zone; the former red, blue and Spiderman, the latter diamanté-encrusted princess pink. Natalie picked up a dumper truck and drove it up and down her thigh.

  ‘Two against one.’

  Cheryl’s head lifted wearily; the baby was fussy and would not settle to eating.

  ‘Just – the pink – blue war. Poor old Ray won’t survive now there’s Cleo and Carly.’

  ‘Survive? What you on about?’

  ‘Nothing. Sorry, carry on.’

  On every surface there balanced things upon other things with more things hanging off and wrapped around and crammed in. No Blake could ever throw anything away. It was the same in Natalie’s place, except there the great towers of cheap consumer dreck were piled up behind cupboard doors, concealed by better storage.

  Cheryl plucked the bottle from the child’s mouth and sighed: ‘She ain’t going down. Let’s just go through.’

  Natalie followed her sister down the narrow hallway made almost impassable by laundry strung from a wire along both walls.

  ‘Can I do something?’

  ‘Yeah, take her for a minute while I have a piss. Carly, go to your auntie now.’

  Natalie had no fear of handling babies; she’d too much practice. She placed Carly loosely on her hip and with the other hand called Melanie to give a series of unnecessary instructions that could have easily waited until they were both in the office. She walked up and down the room as she did this, jiggling the baby, talking loudly, entirely competent, casual. The baby, seeming to sense her extraordinary competency, grew quiet and looked up at her aunt with admiring eyes in which Natalie spotted even a hint of wistfulness.

  ‘But the thing is, yeah,’ said Cheryl, as she walked back in, ‘Jay’s gone, there’s plenty of space here. And I don’t want to leave Mum on her jacks.’

  ‘Eventually Gus is going to finish building. She’s going to move back to Jamaica.’

  Cheryl put both hands to the base of her back and thrust her stomach out in that depressing motherly gesture Natalie felt sure she would never perform, if and when she herself became a mother. ‘That’s way off,’ said Cheryl, yawning as she stretched. ‘He sent pictures. Not email – photos in an envelope. It’s a corrugated box with no roof. It’s got a palm tree growing out the bathroom.’

  This reminder of their father’s innocence, of his optimism and incompetence, made the sisters smile, and emboldened Natalie. She pressed her niece to her breast and kissed her forehead.

  ‘I just can’t stand to see you all living like this.’

  Cheryl sat down in their father’s old chair, shook her head at the floor and laughed unpleasantly.

  ‘There it is,’ she said.

  Natalie Blake, who feared more than anything being made to look ridiculous – or being perceived, even for a moment, to be on the wrong side of a moral question – pretended she did not hear this and smiled at the baby and lifted the baby above her head to try and get her to giggle and when this did not work lowered her to her lap once again.

  ‘If you hate Caldie so much, why d’you even come here? Seriously, man. No one asked you to come. Go back to your new manor. I’m busy – ain’t really got the time to sit and chat with you neither. You piss me off sometimes, Keisha. No, but you do.’

  ‘When I was at RSN,’ said Natalie firmly, in the voice she used in court, ‘you know how many of my clients were Caldies? There’s nothing wrong with wanting to see you and the kids in a nice place somewhere.’

  ‘This is a nice place! There’s a lot worse. You done all right out of it. Keisha, if I wanted to get out of here I’d get another place off the council before I come to you, to be honest.’

  Natalie addressed her next comment to the four-month-old.

  ‘I don’t know why your mum talks to me like that. I’m her only sister!’

  Cheryl attended to a stain on her leggings. ‘We ain’t never been that close, Keisha, come on now.’

  In Natalie’s bag, by the door, there were three Ambien, in the inside pocket next to her wallet.

  ‘There’s four years between us,’ she heard herself say, in a small voice, a ludicrous voice.

  ‘Nah bu
t it weren’t that, though,’ said Cheryl, without looking up.

  Natalie sprang from her chair. Standing she found that holding little Carly limited her dramatic options. The child had fallen asleep on her shoulder. In a dynamic unchanged from childhood, Natalie became irate as her sister Cheryl grew calm.

  ‘Excuse me, I forgot: no one’s allowed to have friends in this fucking family.’

  ‘Family first. That’s my belief. God first, then family.’

  ‘Oh, give me a fucking break. Here comes the Virgin Mary. Just because you can’t locate the fathers, doesn’t make them all immaculate conceptions.’

  Cheryl stood up and stuck a finger in her sister’s face. ‘You need to watch your mouth, Keisha. And why you got to curse all the time, man? Get some respect.’

  Natalie felt tears pricking her eyes and a childish wash of self-pity overcame her entirely.

  ‘Why am I being punished for making something of my life?’

  ‘Oh my days. Who’s punishing you, Keisha? Nobody. That’s in your head. You’re paranoid, man!’

  Natalie Blake could not be stopped: ‘I work hard. I came in with no reputation, nothing. I’ve built up a serious practice – do you have any idea how few –’

  ‘Did you really come round here to tell me what a big woman you are these days?’

  ‘I came round here to try and help you.’

  ‘But no one in here is looking for your help, Keisha! This is it! I ain’t looking for you, end of.’

  And now they had to transfer Carly from Natalie’s shoulder to her mother’s, a strangely delicate operation in the middle of the carnage.

  Natalie Blake cast around hopelessly for a parting shot. ‘You need to do something about your attitude, Cheryl. Really. You should go see someone about it, because it’s really a problem.’

  As soon as Cheryl had the child in her arms she turned from her sister and began walking back down the corridor to the bedroom.

  ‘Yeah, well, till you have kids you can’t really chat to me, Keisha, to be honest.’

  147. Listings

  On the website she was what everybody was looking for.

  148. The future

  Natalie Blake and Leah Hanwell were twenty-eight when the first emails began to arrive. Photo attachments of stunned-looking women with hospital tags round their wrists, babies lying on their breast, hair inexplicably soaked through. They seemed to have stepped across a chasm into another world. It was perfectly possible that her own mother was arriving at the houses of these new mothers, with her name-tag pinned to her apron, pricking their babies’ feet with a needle, or checking the new mothers’ stitches as they lay sideways on a couch. Marcia must have seen one or two of them, by the law of local averages. They were new arrivals in the neighbourhood. They were not the sort of people to switch off the lights and lie on the floor. Mother and baby doing well, exhausted. It was as if no one had ever had a baby before, in human history. And everybody said precisely this, it was the new thing to say: ‘It’s as if no one ever had a baby before.’ Natalie forwarded the emails to Leah. It’s as if no one ever had a baby before.

  149. Nature becomes culture

  Many things that had seemed, to their own mothers, self-evident elements of a common-sense world now struck Natalie and Leah as either a surprise or an outrage. Physical pain. The existence of disease. The difference in procreative age between men and women. Age itself. Death.

  Their own materiality was the scandal. The fact of flesh.

  Natalie Blake, being strong, decided to fight. To go to war against these matters, like a soldier.

  150. Listings

  After opening an email about a baby, she went to the website and contributed to the website. She went upstairs to bed.

  151. Redact

  ‘Where are you going?

  Natalie Blake shook her husband’s hand from her shin and rose from bed. She walked down the hall to the spare bedroom and sat in front of the computer. She typed the address into the browser as smoothly as a pianist playing a scale. She removed the contribution.

  152. The past

  ‘Nathan?’

  He sat on the bandstand in the park, smoking, with two girls and a boy. Two women and a man. But they were dressed as kids. Natalie Blake was dressed as a successful lawyer in her early thirties. Alone, he and she might have walked the perimeter of the park, and talked about the past, and perhaps she would have taken off her ugly heels and they would have sat in the grass and Natalie would have smoked his weed, and then told him to get off drugs in a motherly sort of way, and he would have nodded and smiled and promised. But in company like this she had no idea how to be.

  It’s well hot, said Nathan Bogle. It really is, agreed Natalie Blake.

  153. Brixton

  It was a long-standing invitation but she hadn’t called or sent a text to say she was coming. It was an impulse that struck her at Victoria Station. Fifteen minutes later she was walking down Brixton High Street, exhausted from court, still in her suit, getting in the way of merry people just starting their Friday night. She bought some flowers in a garage forecourt, and thought of all the scenes in movies where people buy flowers from garage forecourts, and of how it is almost always better to bring nothing. She found the house and rang the bell. A queeny guy with his ’fro dyed blond answered.

  ‘Hi. Jayden about? His sister, Nat.’

  ‘Of course you are. You look just like Angela Bassett!’

  The kitchen was confusingly full. Was it the queen? Or one of the white guys? Or the Chinese guy, or the other guy?

  ‘He’s in the shower. Vodka or tea?’

  ‘Vodka. You all heading out?’

  ‘We just got in. The only thing to eat right now is this Jaffa Cake.’

  154. Force of nature

  When had she last been so drunk? There was something about being in the company of so many men with no intentions towards her that encouraged excess. She was learning many things about her little brother she had never known. He was ‘famous’ for drinking White Russians. He’d had a crush on Nathan Bogle. He loved fantasy fiction. He could do more one-handed press-ups than any other man in the room.

  The vodka ran out. They took shots of a blue drink they found in a cupboard. Natalie realized that there was no special or chosen man in this house. Jayden had managed to find for himself precisely the fluid and friendly living arrangements she herself had dreamt of so many years earlier. If it was not quite possible to feel happy for him it was because the arrangement was timeless – it did not come bound by the constrictions of time – and this in turn was the consequence of a crucial detail: no women were included within the schema. Women come bearing time. Natalie had brought time into this house. She couldn’t stop mentioning the time, and worrying about it. If only she could free herself from her body and join them all at the Vauxhall Tavern, for the second wave. In reality, she had ten texts from Frank and it was time to go home. The time had come.

  ‘And all in the same week,’ said Jayden. ‘All in the same week, she told this rude boy kid in our estate who was on my case to back off, just ran him off, right after she came out of that last exam. Straight As. Bitch is real. Sista’s a force of nature, believe!’

  The room was dipping and revolving. Natalie did not recognize this story. She did not think these two things had happened, at least not in the same week, perhaps not even in the same year. She certainly did not get straight As. It had occurred several times this evening, these conflicting versions, and at first she had tried to tweak or challenge them, but now she leant back into the arms of a man called Paul and stroked his bicep. Did it matter what was true and what wasn’t?

  155. Some observations concerning television

  She was watching the poor with Marcia. A reality show set on a council estate. The council estate on television was fractionally worse than the council estate in which she sat watching the show about a council estate. Every now and then Marcia pointed out how filthy were the flats of the people on t
elevision and how meticulously she took care of her own, Cheryl’s mess notwithstanding. ‘Guinness. At ten in the morning!’ said Marcia. Natalie, who had not seen the show before, asked after the character arc of one of the participants. Marcia grabbed both arms of her chair and closed her eyes. ‘She’s on crack. All she cares about is make-up and clothes. Her brother is on sickness benefit but there’s nothing wrong with him. He’s a disgrace. The dad is in jail for thieving. The mum’s a junkie.’ In the show poverty was understood as a personality trait. ‘Look at that! Look at the bathroom. Shameful. What kind of people would live like this? Did you see that?’ Natalie pleaded innocence. She was checking her phone. ‘All you do is check that phone. Did you come round to see me or check that phone?’

  Natalie looked up. A topless lad with a beer bottle in his hand ran across a scrubby patch of grass between two tower blocks and lobbed the bottle into the sole remaining window in a burnt-out car. Music accompanied this action. It had a certain beauty.

  ‘I hate the way the camera jumps all over the place like that,’ said Marcia. ‘You can’t forget about the filming for a minute. Why do they always do that these days?’

  This struck Natalie as a profound question.

  156. Melanie

  Natalie Blake was in her office making some notes on an arcane detail of property law as it pertained to adverse possession when Melanie walked in, tried to speak and burst into tears. Natalie did not know what to do with a crying person. She placed a hand upon Melanie’s shoulder.

  ‘What happened?’

  Melanie shook her head. Liquid came out of her nose and a bubble appeared in the corner of her mouth.

  ‘A problem at home?’

  All Natalie knew about Melanie’s private realm was that her boyfriend was a policeman and there was a daughter called Rafaella. Neither the policeman nor Melanie was Italian.

  ‘Take a tissue,’ said Natalie. She had a snot phobia. Melanie fell into a chair. She took a phone from her pocket. Between heaving fits of weeping she seemed to be trying to find something on it. Natalie watched her thumb, frantic on the rollerball.